I DID, however, go see The Vampire's Assistant With Blaize at the mall. BEST. MOVIE. EVER. Then we went and shopped around for a bit.
Okay, let me ask a question here. I brought $28, and Blaize brought $40. I payed for the tickets ($13.75), and six bucks on popcorn I DIDN'T EVEN EAT. He payed ten. The, we went to the foodcourt, where I spent five bucks on food for me, since I was starving, and he wanted a slushie. So I paid the two fifty for that.
We shop around and we go to Hot Topic. I'm admiring the AWESOME Sublime wallets, and what does that mooch say?
"I'm not going to give you money if you're short."
WHAT THE HELL??? I A) bought the tickets B) paid for 40% of food I DIDN'T EVEN EAT, C) paid for his damn Slushie, and D) went with him to buy . . . VAMPIRE FANGS. He bought this pair for $26. I ACTUALLY GAVE HIM A DOLLAR CAUSE HE WAS SHORT!!
And to some of you, THIS WAS NOT A DATE. Blaize has been one of my awesome friends since freshman year, and one of the few people I trust.
And I also found this picture. Isn't it weird?
I'm like, "OH GOD THEY LOOK LIKE BROTHERS!"
So . . . . yeah . . .
Some kid called me fat at lunch. He's complaining about how the 'fat' kids sit on the plastic chairs and break them, then says to me, "No offense or anything."
And I'm like, "Wha? Whaddaya mean?"
And he says, "Oh, I didn't know if you considered yourself fat or anything . . . "
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! That kid is CRUISIN' for a BRUISIN'!
~Jink, who's off to teach a kid some manners via two-by-four





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