I have an awesome plan for the weekend: hoard some candy and Dr. Pepper and sit in my room all day to read, write, and knit. And maybe watch any Halloween movies that dare show themselves on my TV.
I know, not much of a good, or well thought-out plan, but it's all I got. For now.
My mom has plans for the pumpkin patch, but with mixed rain/snow . . . yeah, hell no.
I STARTED ON THE SECOND HAND WARMER! it's going fabulous! I'm lovin' it like Mickey D's.
Man, I am SO hungry right now. I operate on the theory that the government actually slips mind-control drugs (or LSD, whatever they have on hand) into the school food so we grow up and do what they want us to do, so no school food for me . . . except the chicken rings. Those are GOOD . . .
So anyway, yeah, the government is going to try and take over the world but it's going to backfire and change 90% of the population into zombies and the rest of us will either be in the bio-domes we built to protect ourselves or we're going to be dressed in nice tuxedos and out killing zombies.
This is mine and Anon's thought on the future - we're totally gonna wear nice tuxedos and kill zombies. I know it sounds little weird, but I don't care - that's my version of the future, it kicks ass, and I don't care what the mass populace has to say.
So now that we've heard the conspiracy theory of the day, we bring you a message from our sponsers . . .
The Hazel and Cha-Cha Show! (It's not really one of my sponsers, but it's the craziest thing I could think of!)
So off I go, readers. Please, no stalkers.
The Kraken's watching you.
XD!!!!!!
~Jink~





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