*dripping with sarcasm* It's a BEAUTIFUL day . . .

i don't feel like being at school today, but i'm scared to go home. Why?

this guy i knew back in second grade - he used to be, like, my best friend - found me. now, i wouldn't usually be worried about this, but he told me that he LOVES ME, and he wants to MARRY ME someday.

plus, a few years back - When the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie was coming out - i saw him, and . . . well, let's just say his hands like to WANDER . . . *shudder* and he tried to KISS me. if i had not turned my head at the right moment, i woulda had his gross-ness all over my face.

he wants to HANG OUT.

i am scared beyond belief. i don't want to hurt his feelings, but i don't like him that way. How do i tell him?

i don't want to talk to him on the phone, i don't want to talk to him in real life, and i just want things to GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE YESTERDAY!!!!!

. . . i'm thinking of changing my avatar.
from this:


to this:


or maybe this:


What do you guys think? Cool? Kool? Nice? I dunno . . . I'M STILL FREAKING OUT OVER THE WHOLE STALKER-THING!!!!!

~Jink, who's being stalked *peeks over shoulder*